Still Alive: as sung by 360style.net’s Avid X(Update 1)

Avid X says that he has lost his mind. After you watch this video, chances are you’ll have no choice other then to agree with him. If you’ve had the pleasure of completing the Portal portion of The Orange Box, then you’ll be familiar with the song. Other then hilarity, the cake promised at 360style.net is yet to be seen.

[Update 1- It seems the video has been pulled. Too bad, It was Funny!]

[Lyrics after the break]

[Via 360style]

-William “thewilleffect” Bell-

This Was A Triumph
I’m Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we can.
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still Alive

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLAD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. . .
THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA FAT CHANCE.
Anyway. this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When Theres Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLAD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.

I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.

I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.

While you’re dying I’ll be still alive..

And when you’re dead I will be still alive.

At Apature Science, things are really normal.

You can come here acting real formal.

But guess what you will die by the end of the night.

2 Responses

  1. I’m having nightmares for sure tonight.

  2. Thanks why i puled it.

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